Esta es la reacción de un adulto al descubrir lo que es el juego de Pokémon
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12/01/201909:00 h.Encendiendo el viejo Nintendo Switch y obteniendo una copia de Pokémon: ¡Pikachu, Go! - el usuario de Twitter Hulk se lanzó de cabeza al mundo de los Pokémon y esto es lo que encontró, tal y como informa el portal web The Independent.
I think I'm going to do an odd experiment... I am going to play the new pokemon game for switch. I have literally never played pokemon before and I know nothing about it or the world... Will be reporting back...
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 4 de enero de 2019
Okay I didnt get too far before question #1: why the hell are there two different full price versions of the game and i have heard of pikachu but what is an eevee
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 4 de enero de 2019
I am choosing pikachu because I know what a pikachu is
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 4 de enero de 2019
A DETECTIVE OF SOME SORT
Después de decidir elegir a Pikachu, porque ese es el único del que había oído hablar, rápidamente se hizo evidente que el Sr. Hulk no era un principiante Pokémon completo .
So I just went over with a friend and I know 5 pokemon: Pikachu, Mew Two, Jigglypuff, Charmander, and now eevee ... wait is squirtsel a thing? I also think I've heard Griffo talk about blastoids on mbmbam. SORRY, I DONT KNOW THINGS
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 4 de enero de 2019
Here we fuckin go pic.twitter.com/wVl8E84xGK
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 4 de enero de 2019
Seems correct. pic.twitter.com/qDtT417dyu
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 4 de enero de 2019
He knows why... pic.twitter.com/uc7KzJLApT
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 4 de enero de 2019
Efectivamente, pronto descubrió que hay muchas cosas para disfrutar sobre el mundo de los Pokémon .
So far i've just looked around my house and this is already the most pleasant thing i've ever experienced.
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 4 de enero de 2019
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 4 de enero de 2019
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 4 de enero de 2019
wait wait wait WAIT wait wait...
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 4 de enero de 2019
WAIT.
I have heard jokes made about this before but I thought it was a slight exaggeration of one element...
BUT THIS GAME REALLY IS JUST A CUTE DOGFIGHTING SIMULATOR!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
No estamos seguros de si las peleas de perros deberían considerarse como lindas, sino de cada una.
I have concluded that the cute dogfighting is fun and I will use my powers of cognitive dissonance the leap over this staggering gulf of a troubling theme.
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
Me, 5 hours ago: "What's a pokelmorn?"
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
Me, right now: "I WOULD DIE FOR MY ANIMAL BABIES."
Who the hell are these dickbags pic.twitter.com/7Uk4te2UEr
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
My friend just referred to them as 'MY FAVORITE POKEMON CHAOTIC QUEERS" and whatever that means I am here for it.
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
So far they just assumed annoyed by me and jumpy.
Las cosas empezaron a ser realmente interesantes una vez que comenzó a conocer a otros Pokémon y otros personajes.
I JUST MET A CLEFAIRY HOW DO I MAKE IT MY BEST FRIEND pic.twitter.com/8pHWBbQ4A6
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
The only thing to call him really pic.twitter.com/3amddYmsKf
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
Meowth's characterization is confusing me. He's clearly being abused and ridiculed by his rocket bosses.
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
He is also the spiritual heir to Snarf.
Confusing.
Meowth's characterization is confusing me. He's clearly being abused and ridiculed by his rocket bosses.
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
He is also the spiritual heir to Snarf.
Confusing.
All the children and teenz in this world are really confident.
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
They want my fossil pic.twitter.com/5H2YS7HjnD
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
His name is Lebron pic.twitter.com/QFj1FSansJ
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
Awww what a dapper young lad!
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
...
...... WHY DOES HE HAVE A WHIP AND A LOLLY pic.twitter.com/AdErVMIguN
THIS HAS SUDDENLY TAKEN A WEIRD TURN. I NEED AN ADULT. pic.twitter.com/ZezGHg9pFu
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
Post-defeat, every child looks like I just murdered their parents right in front of them. The happy music makes it downright Lynchian pic.twitter.com/wiCqtpzZXN
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
I can't help it but I really, really, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally feel like I'm murdering everyone's pets and taking all their money.
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
This game is some cold ass shit.
¡Él sabía lo que era un SQUIRTLE!
I just encountered my first Squirtle. I have heard this name many many times in pop culture references and never seen one.
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
The second he popped in I couldn't stop laughing for a good 15 seconds.
Look at this amazing goober. pic.twitter.com/VQO6kYrElG
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
My god.... It's full of stars. https://t.co/uEHS8o5LlD
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
Okay bedtime for now. More later. Thank you for going along on this journey with me. So far I have one definitive conclusion.
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
"This is a good video game." pic.twitter.com/zL55eulVUj
Se preocupó por si sus Pokémon estaban bien en sus Poké Balls pero, a medida que avanzaba el día dos, finalmente estaba avanzando a su ritmo.
*restlessly can't sleep*
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
Are my strong pet children happy in their pokeballs!??! what even goes on in there. Is it like the tardis in there? OR Am I keeping them in confined kennels?? ARE THEY OKAY AND HAPPY AND BEING PET LIKE GOOD BOYS.
Aside from finally understanding a friend’s handle, how am I supposed to get anything with perpetually confused psyduck following me around? He is my large adult son. pic.twitter.com/mxUa4A61Tj
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
Aside from finally understanding a friend’s handle, how am I supposed to get anything with perpetually confused psyduck following me around? He is my large adult son. pic.twitter.com/mxUa4A61Tj
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
WE ARE CUTE LITTLE FRENCH SAILOR BOYS NOW. WE DID NO ONE TELL ME WE COULD BECOME CUTE LITTLE FRENCH SAILOR BOYS I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT THIS MUCH SOONER pic.twitter.com/wglOBE7Rl1
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
I keep reading "poke balls" as "poke bowls" and at this point I would literally murder any one of you with my bare hands for a good poke bowl.
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
Las cosas pronto empezaron a ponerse raras de nuevo.
This seems fine. pic.twitter.com/2wqzKZkzaK
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
Im here for the party. pic.twitter.com/q833wGUMzF
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
A brief breakdown of my names so far:
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
Pikachu: RyanReynolds
Clefairy: Toddbert
Oddish: BIG MAUI
Onix: LebrOnix
Pidgeotto: Birb
Mankey: Mankey (if it ain't broke don't fix it)
Meowlith: PuppyCat
Psyduck: Mortimer
Caterpie: Ralph Wiggum
Kakuna: Brimley
Geodude: @Hendyhendel
EVERYONE IS SO SUPPORTIVE pic.twitter.com/oTqzajBzGJ
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
La nostalgia por otros juegos pronto comenzó a inundarse de nuevo.
You know what this game brings me back to a lot? My memories playing Final Fantasy I on NES up in my attic. It's not just the JRPG turn based mechanics, but that combined with the core simplicity of it that that game had. It's so lovely.
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
I'm also finally starting to actually remember weaknesses of certain pokemon. It's like oh hey oddish what's up you seem really intimidating OH WAIT MY GUST IS GONNA FUCK ALL YOUR SHIT UP HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH, take that!
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 5 de enero de 2019
Same. pic.twitter.com/gbpBl65Waj
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 6 de enero de 2019
Las cosas tomaron un giro oscuro cuando se encontró con un Mr Mime.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HOW DO I KILL IT FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/0dwRvjxI2A
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 6 de enero de 2019
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 6 de enero de 2019
YOU HAVE ALL NORMALIZED SOMETHING THAT SIMPLY SHOULDN'T BE. THIS IS NOT OKAY. THIS IS NOT NORMAL. I AM NOW NOT HERE FOR THIS GAME AND ITS DARK PURPOSES.
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 6 de enero de 2019
I keep trying to get into the fun spirit of the game again, but I'm genuinely shook from this encounter and knowledge of the bubble clown demon who shall not be named.
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 6 de enero de 2019
I'm just different now.
I keep trying to get into the fun spirit of the game again, but I'm genuinely shook from this encounter and knowledge of the bubble clown demon who shall not be named.
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 6 de enero de 2019
I'm just different now.
You've all been dealing with this for so long... decades... you experienced this as kids... are you okay? BECAUSE THE THING ITSELF IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 6 de enero de 2019
La fe del señor Hulk en el juego fue, afortunadamente, pronto restaurada.
Someone is breaking the first two rules of international police club pic.twitter.com/nuCSyetTiF
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 6 de enero de 2019
This is a good video game. pic.twitter.com/teY249STzC
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 6 de enero de 2019
Sooooo. All the pokemon's names are just their species, and all they say is their name. So that means if I had a dog it would be called "dog' and all it would say was "dog!" .... ?
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 6 de enero de 2019
So the weed pokemon literally evolves into my stoner best friend from college pic.twitter.com/uNZ5iuCyNz
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 6 de enero de 2019
El tercer día comenzó el último día de este hilo épico, y probablemente fue el mejor día de los tres.
DAY 3 COMMENCES! (note: this is gonna be the last day of thread? Sometimes ya don't want too much of a good thing? Gotta know when to fold em, etc. Anyway, LETS HAVE POKEFUN).
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 6 de enero de 2019
“Which pokemon are you?” Me: “I dunno I really donn’t think Ill find one that captures my essence becau- .... oh... nevermind.” pic.twitter.com/FMl6rJFsi7
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 6 de enero de 2019
This seems like a lot of munny for a kid... pic.twitter.com/b1YXVtUQiL
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 6 de enero de 2019
Hi i’m five. pic.twitter.com/kW3YS6eYe9
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 6 de enero de 2019
I named my Drowzee Snortbutt but he keeps wiggling his fingers like a mincing WC Fields pic.twitter.com/bC3Xn6gLKK
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 6 de enero de 2019
This highly-competent business woman just showed up on a water dinosaur to beat up my bullies and OH NO THIS HAS AWOKEN SOMETHING IN ME pic.twitter.com/st0yWQU3Rt
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 6 de enero de 2019
Más perturbadoras revelaciones del señor mimo.
By the way, I went a friend's birthday party last night all of them started doing the terrifying Mr. Mime dance around me and friends are bad don't have them.
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 6 de enero de 2019
After mention lorelai people were saying that word waifu and I now googled that term and WELP.
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 7 de enero de 2019
*walks into the sea*
So a diglett is a just a burnt hot dog coming out of the ground? pic.twitter.com/sgdRMW0Z1Q
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 7 de enero de 2019
In more ways than just battling... pic.twitter.com/OaL2yGpd1U
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 7 de enero de 2019
Please meet Golbat Gottfried pic.twitter.com/ssY6kQTcGB
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 7 de enero de 2019
I found a cubone!!! pic.twitter.com/VE5Uf5UlN1
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 7 de enero de 2019
YOU LIARS SAID THEY DONT DIE pic.twitter.com/pnItTt3XnR
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 7 de enero de 2019
I NOW HAVE TO WEAR A SUIT FOR POKEFUNERALS pic.twitter.com/0ogEMkEzv4
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 7 de enero de 2019
La verdad perturbadora de las muertes de Pokémon pronto se hizo evidente.
OH IM SORRY! THEY DON'T DIE IN BATTLE! ONLY BECAUSE THEY GET SICK AND DIE LIKE PETS DO. THIS DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER. I CAN COGNITIVE DISSONANCE THAT MY CAT ISN'T GONNA DIE IN ANIME BATTLE. BUT I SURE CANT WITH POKECANCER.
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 7 de enero de 2019
So many dead strong pet children... pic.twitter.com/zDqMIgz1BH
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 7 de enero de 2019
THERE ARE EVIL GHOST CHANNELING NUNS IN THIS GAME. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HAPPY FISHERMEN AND YOUNGSTERS. I DONT LIKE THIS IT GOES TO BAD MEMORIES pic.twitter.com/VJSIQOqtaU
— Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too) (@FilmCritHULK) 7 de enero de 2019